Tip #1 Learn how to properly apply cologne
Never spray or dab cologne directly on your body. Instead, spray a gentle mist of it into the air, then walk to a trash can and throw the cologne away.
Tip #2 Know how to properly store cologne
Store yours in the ocean, or if you have a firepit, you can burn it.
Tip #3 Learn what scents people love
Some folks really enjoy spicy or floral scents, or even seasonal aromas, but by far the scent that people prefer to smelling your $150 fashion vapors are animal farts.
Tip #4 Discover alternatives
Keep an open mind. Wearing WD-40 or liverwurst is better than cologne because at least they come off of other people’s furniture eventually.